Are you lost, bud? No worries, I'm an excellent guide!
Arf! Arf!
Don't worry! I'm on it!
I wish I had a cookie
Geez! This is pretty tiresome!
Am I getting close?
Or am I just going in circles? Nah...
OK, I'm officially lost now...
I think I saw a 
What are we supposed to be looking for, anyway? @_@